A Zimbabwean man was arrested for beastiality last week after cops found him performing a sex act on a donkey that was tied to a tree. 

The man, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo, admitted to being intimate with the donkey, but he didn't stop there - he said that he wasn't aware that he was actually with a donkey. "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he said in court. "I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."


Moyo didn't stop there. Probably in an effort to prove that he's an upstanding guy or something and not just a wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of dude, he added, "I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." 

He's set to undergo a psychiatric evaluation ASAP.

[Via The Sun]