In an unsurprising turn of events, reality show producers have announced that they're looking to cast "trailer park housewives" from Las Vegas for a new show titled, that's right, Trailer Park Housewives.
"Trailer Park Housewives will deliver the rowdy rambunctious clans from the local area Mobile Home Trailer Parks in Las Vegas. The series follows the lives of sexy blue collar housewives, who live a trailer park lifestyle. From a self-proclaimed "Queen Bee" whose home is 3 feet longer than anyone else's and doles out orders much like a modern day "Lord of the Flies" to the innocent newbie trying to fit in….there is a social hierarchy among this clan that rules supreme in the Trailer Park setting. If you lived here you'd be home by now!
The casting call goes on to say that husbands of the housewives must be involved in "Vegas" type jobs, "such as: Realtor, bus driver, blackjack dealers, concierge, nightclub industry, zoo keepers, be in the witness protection program, former or current mob family members, been an extra on CSI more than 5 times, an attorney, poker player, work at a strip club or casino in any facet or spend way too much time there, a tram operator or just your typical every day pimp who loves watching the show Breaking Bad."
Sounds like quality entertainment to us!