Anyone who has played Portal has fantasized about the mischievous deeds they could pull off if they had a portal gun in the real world.  You know, stuff like…having the orange portal next to the couch and the blue portal inside your refrigerator for easy beer access.  Well, the folks at College Humor have taken those geeky fantasies and turned them into a portal-inspired hip-hop anthem.  We take no responsibility for this song getting stuck in your head all day.