4. Tecate Popsicles

Where: Diablo Royale
Address: 167 Ave. A, New York

If you need to cool off, and you're choosing between a popsicle and a pint, consider your decision made. The Tecate popsicle is everything you ever wanted on a stick, an entire can of Mexican beer injected with a little sweetness to take off the bitter edge without sacrificing the hoppy bite. Cooling off has never felt so good. And so drunk.