Mexican hero? Girlfriend in jeopardy? Evil and big-ass guns at every turn? Robert Rodriguez, how are you not behind this game? Oh, because Resident Evil's Shinji Mikami and No More Heroes' Suda51 are? And it's going to be the demonic and profane Japanese Z-movie of your nightmares after eating chili dogs right before bed? Well, count us in then! Shadows of the Damned drops tomorrow.