You shameless, shameless, shill. We can understand that greedy SOB Mario trying to get his name all over the place after he sold his soul with that godawful movie of his. But you, Link? You? We thought you had more class. The truth is though, we wouldn’t even be that upset if your half of the cereal was any good. But your hearts, boomerangs, and keys tasted more like Kix mixed with some Splenda and a secret gag-inducing compound. To this day, we cringe at the idea of having an Adventure for breakfast. Next time you want to put your face on something, make sure it’s awesome. Like condoms.


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