How could the three 1993-94 games for Philips' short-lived console (Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Ganelon, and Zelda's Adventure) not be your most most shameful moment? You went from "don’t call me an elf" badassery to looking like a Saturday morning cartoon for children who still wet themselves at night. You also look like you’re afraid that Zelda has cooties or something. Aren’t you the same guy who goes whoremongering at noon? What happened to you? If Ocarina of Time is your shining moment, then this is your corn-found-in-the-shit worst. There isn’t anything else like it, and thank god for that.