16. Dan

GAME: Street Fighter series
Not only is Dan awful—hooting fireballs that barely even leave his hand, doing the slowest windmill kick in history—but he also cries when he wins and rips his shirts when he flexes. Could there be anybody more pathetic? The pink gi is the best thing about him; at least we can imagine that he's an MMA fighter that Dipset once made the mistake of sponsoring.