1. ALISON CAREY SCOTT

Sister of: Mariah Carey

This beat-looking version of Mariah—actually, let’s be honest, time hasn’t been too kind to the Precious actress, either—has been arrested not once, but twice for prostitution. However, Alison has insisted to the press that when it comes to her clients, she draws the line at “personal companionship and erotic body rubs.” Right.

After being tracked down by the Enquirer, the former drug addict confessed that she was forced into her line of ($250 an hour) escort work due to her heartless family’s refusal to help her out financially. Damn, can’t Mariah toss her down-and-out sister a bone?