Lyric: "New York, Atlanta too / Flyer than Santa's shoes / She bring her camera through / I'm playin' Crash Bandicoot"

Possibly one of the best euphemisms for sex we've ever heard, compliments of Pittsburgh's young(er) gun. You know how they say that if you get stage fright you should imagine the audience in their underwear? Well, if you ever have performance anxiety, you should imagine that the vagina is a wise-cracking Australian bandicoot. Actually, don't do that. Seriously. Bad idea.