ABG's
190 West Center St
Provo, Utah


In Provo, it's either this or Applebee's. At BYU, people rep teetotalling like its the freshest thing out there, so no guarantees that you'll see any fandom here. Just be thankful that there's a place to drink at all in Provo.

The Swamp
1642 West University Ave
Gainesville, Fla.


The epicenter for all things Florida, this bar also earned a spot on Playboy's '09 list of sports bars. The signature drink is Swamp Juice, a blend of booze containing no actual swamp water. What you can expect from the Swamp is dedication and solidarity. If you aren't a Gator, stay the hell away.