7. BEAST IN THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 (1985)

How many other animals in cinematic history have been cool enough to get their own flashback sequences? As far as we can recall, none. Now that’s pretty damn badass. And not only does this crappy horror sequel’s dog star in its own whimsical aside, it also gets to whoop some inbred villain behind, chowing down on Planters’ Mr. Peanut lookalike Michael Berryman’s neck. Some people consider the film’s canine flashback as its death knell, but we beg to differ; if not for this ridiculous yet splendid moment, The Hills Have Eyes 2 would completely screw the pooch.