Coming from the disturbed mind of horror giant Stephen King, Cujo has yet to be usurped from his badass canine throne after nearly 30 years. It’s easy to see why: Rabid and undaunted when it comes to his homicidal agenda, the once-friendly St. Bernard is a one-dog wrecking crew. Cujo could’ve picked harder targets instead of a scared little boy and his petrified yet resilient mother, but those are the hairy slayer’s owners, so it’s not his fault. Besides, that family dynamic adds a layer of tragedy to Cujo’s eventual demise. While the beast is alive and operating on overpowering rabies, though, Cujo is the anti-Beethoven.