You think it's creepy that 66-year-old "sex addict" Michael Douglas is married to 41-year-old Catherine Zeta-Jones? Well, Mike could learn a thing or two from his dad, 94-year-old movie icon Kirk Douglas (the original Spartacus). While presenting the award for Best Supporting Actress, horny ol' Kirk couldn't resist hitting on 28-year-old host Anne Hathaway, who blushed and blew him air kisses after he thanked her, explaining, "She's gorgeous! Wow! Where were you when I was making pictures? Jeez!" It may not sound like much to your desensitized ears, but translated from old man, he just asked her, "Suck it or not?"