Network A&E
Stars: Steven Seagal
Complex co-sign: Like most people, we had no idea that one of the world's biggest action movie stars had been an officer with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office for two fucking decades. (How is this possible in the age of the 24/7 celebrity news cycle?) Any celebrity law enforcer could arrest astonished and star-struck perps, but few could bring the badassness to the job that a 100% sincere Seagal does. You think Stallone could teach cops how to subdue criminals with the flick of a wrist? What the fuck does Van Damme know about sharpshooting? Forget Mel Gibson—Steven Seagal is the real lethal weapon.