I don't know if I'm thrown on these Beyoncé rumor posts because I'm such a crack internets detective or because I'm old and gullible, but this is the first time I've been tasked to take on some internets rumor surrounding Beyoncé's pregnancy since we debunked that Twitter account that "predicted" her pregnancy. And while I don't claim to know the sex of her unborn children, I'm pretty sure she isn't giving birth to grown-ass Tracy Morgan and Kenan Thompson.
Anyways, the latest in internets shenanigans boils down to a pair of earrings. Yup, you read that correctly. On her website, Bey posted a number of photos featuring a fierce all-black outfit she was rocking to Mr. Lawson's birthday. In it, she happened to be rocking the same earrings she wore in the video for I am... Sasha Fierce's "If I Were a Boy."
Yup, you guessed it, the internet put two and two together and got "male." Well, males. Plural. Because two babies.
Beyoncé is wearing the If I Were a Boy earrings again...— taylor-dior rumble (@taylordiorr) March 14, 2017
does this mean she's having twin boys?? pic.twitter.com/CxEgQ8wxCb
@radjou67 Earrings are from the "if I were a boy video". She could be having a boy/s. May be a reach but she's known for her subtle hints— 🍋 (@LaurenPatton__) March 13, 2017
Wake up, sheeple. Duh.
Anyways, I like this theory. I don't wholeheartedly subscribe to it, but I like this theory. Instead of some alien sh*t or Illuminati sh*t, people took the title of a song from almost a decade ago and applied it to current events. That's a keen eye. Then again, as Paper pointed out, mad people thought the blue leggings Bey wore during a Katie Couric interview while she was pregnant with Blue Ivy symbolized she was having a boy. It was still a clue (because Bey is obviously the best), but people got the wrong information from it.
Now I know what you're wondering: "khal, what is Beyoncé having then?" Well, I'm not at liberty to say. One night, while staring at the bottom of a bottle of Henny, I got a sign about the sex of Bey and Hov's unborn twins, but was immediately threatened with bodily harm if I revealed said secrets. You'll just have to wait for the day when those two bundles of joy are good and damn ready to make their presence known to the world. But please, keep guessing. I love a good theory.