In an apparent attempt to corner the market of people who are simply too busy to whip up their own bag of bacon for on-the-go cured pork situations, Dunkin' (formerly known as Dunkin' Donuts) has announced the arrival of "Snackin' Bacon with sweet pepper seasoning."
Just in case this needs further explanation whatsoever, this "Snackin' Bacon" fuckery consists of a sack of eight half-slices of bacon. When announcing the little sack of bacon, Dunkin' proposed it as an option for anyone seeking a path toward being able to, quote, "sack the sad snacks" for some pig.
"Here at Dunkin', we’ve been working hard to formulate the perfect afternoon pick-me-up and really, what's better than a bag full of bacon?" the company said, also throwing in their suggested way of consuming the new product. "With its classic flavors featured in everything from toothpaste to vodka, bacon is a phenomenon. But, at Dunkin', we believe the best way to enjoy bacon is simple: eat it."
Anyway, here's the part where we throw in some tweets about the topic at hand, which—in this specific case—is purchasable sacks of bacon:
A comparable option for a handy snack of this nature, of course, is to just throw a bunch of cigarettes in a sack and call it a day.