Burger King Answers No One's Prayers With New Lucky Charms Shake

Burger King has introduced the Lucky Charms Shake. Pray for mankind.

A picture of the Lucky Charms shake.
Image via Twitter/@DelishDotCom
A picture of the Lucky Charms shake.

Fresh off the success(?) of their Froot Loops shake, Burger King is once again embarking on their secret mission to kill off anyone crazy and/or idiotic enough to try their strange shake concoctions. This time, BK will delve back into the cereal market and create the Lucky Charms shake. Basically, it's everything you could possibly hate about Lucky Charms in the form of a milk shake.

Burger King's website describes the contents of the shake in nauseating fashion. "Velvety vanilla-flavored soft serve, LUCKY CHARMS® oat cereal with marshmallows, and sweet sauce are hand spun to perfection; to create our twist on one of America's classic breakfast cereals," the description reads. Now, we know what you're thinking? What in the living hell is "sweet sauce"? Meanwhile, BK's Twitter account was nice enough to provide a brief clip showing you how quickly you will chuck the contents of the drink in the garbage if you ever got your hands on one. 

The Lucky Charms Shake. Lucky you. pic.twitter.com/ohx6d5wPI2

— Burger King (@BurgerKing) June 20, 2017

If you're reading this and saying to yourself, "OK, I realize this shake may kill me, however, I'm still interested," let's go ahead and list the nutrition information. The drink has 740 calories and 107 grams of sugar! Need we say more? They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but if you were to get this thing, you better make it your only meal of the day. 

For a limited time only, you can get the Lucky Charms shake for $2.99. And you better not jump us in the line! 

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