Mark Zuckerberg Wore a Lot of Sunscreen While Surfing and People Had Jokes

Damned if you do, damned if you don't: Mark Zuckerberg wards off skin cancer, but draws social media derision by caking his face in tons of sunscreen.

Mark Zuckerberg

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Mark Zuckerberg

Photos taken of Mark Zuckerberg on an electric surfboard in Hawaii have acquired a notable amount of attention for reasons related to neither the surfboard nor Hawaii. Instead, the topics of discussion revolve around the amount of sunscreen the Facebook head honcho has applied to his face, and also his literal ass...which ain't looking too bad these days.

Do hip thrusts and take skin cancer seriously, those would be the lessons to take away from here. 

Now god only knows how many millions of people minding their business have gone viral, been vilified or bullied through social media, so Zuckerberg being mocked for looking like a mime, the Joker, or one of the Wayans brothers in White Chicks without a wig on doesn't engender a whole lot of sympathy. Social media thrives on unsolicited opinions about stupid shit. reap what you sow. 

But, like we said, about half the comments come from people tweeting about Zuck right now seem to be about his ass (and they're definitely not all insults) so maybe he's coming out all right here? You be the judge:

mark zuckerberg got a WAGON

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) July 19, 2020

Was trying to think of who Mark Zuckerberg surfing reminded me of & then it came to me

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) July 19, 2020

everyone talking ab white face mark zuckerberg but no one talking ab his mf wagon

— Sammy Breakfast (@sam_thraxx) July 19, 2020

One of the last things we’ll ever discuss is Mark Zuckerberg’s bubble ass

— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) July 19, 2020

No one has ever seen Mark Zuckerberg and the ghost from Spirited Away in the same room, just saying

— Brent Peabody 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@brent_peabody) July 19, 2020

google photos of mark zuckerberg over the years and you can see the human leave his body year by year

— Sana Saeed (@SanaSaeed) July 19, 2020

You cannot simultaneously shame whites for aging like prunes and trash Mark Zuckerberg for applying geisha like sunscreen. If he dies of skin cancer who will sell our data to teenage Crimean hackers?

— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) July 19, 2020

mark zuckerberg’s kabuki face and juicy ass...

— samcorb (@samcorb) July 19, 2020

talk to sunscreen mark zuckerberg for the best side quest in the game

— Dean Dobbs 🫧 (@DeanDobbs) July 19, 2020

I just wanna get a GF, meanwhile Mark Zuckerberg gets a dumptruck ass. Life is not fair.

— The Sauce Baybee (@SourceLocator) July 19, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg looks like a damn mime. Wait what photo

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 19, 2020

Cute misdirection from Mark Zuckerberg while he quietly grows a new face under the sunscreen.

— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) July 19, 2020

Straight up one of the most absurd and horrifying photos I've ever seen

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) July 19, 2020

doesn't it sort of look like he's had one of those newfangled "butt lifts"?

— Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) July 19, 2020

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) July 19, 2020

ok so the moon really is hexxed. no other explanation for this

— helen (@helen) July 19, 2020

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) July 19, 2020

Anyway, as he should be aware if he has any familiarity with his own industry, the news cycle for this shit should blow over and be replaced in 10 hours or so. For him, not sure if that's good or bad.

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