How on earth could you improve it? Answer: add cannabis.
Yes, Chrontella is now apparently a thing. Costing a shocking $23 for a 300g jar of chocolate spread with cannabis extracts mixed in it. They also do weed peanut butter and strawberry jam. Want some? Well it appears it’s only available in Canada. Well, maybe. See, the Chrontella Instagram doesn’t include a link to buy it anywhere, and has the disclaimer “NOTHING FOR SALE – JUST A SHOWCASE” (and lots of fire emojis). So yeah, is that just to cover their backs from the feds? Or is it not real at all? We can dream.