At some point in life, everyone feels a little bit lost, like they're unable to answer life's most persistent questions. Some people consult a parent or a teacher. Others seek out advice from a priest or a rabbi or a wise old monkey. But for the most difficult questions we face, the most urgent ones, there's truly only one place to turn: Kylie Jenner's Snapchat.
Wondering where to get your next piercing? Just take a look at Kylie's Snaps and you'll learn that the correct answer is "other secret places," of course. Unclear about which sneakers to f*ck with? Kylie can tell you. Don't know how to react when eating Popeye's for the first time? Kylie knows. Not sure if it's ok to put your hands down your sibling's pants? Kylie's Snapchat says yes, it is totally fine.
And what about how to decorate your house for maximum vibes potential? As you may have guessed, the answer is right there, direct from Kylie's phone to yours: You commission an artist to paint a larger-than-life-size portrait directly onto the wall of your home. Bonus points for making one eye a window, since we all know the eyes are the window to the soul and the window is the eye to Calabasas.