Meet Munko, basically the only real friend any of us will ever have in this world. At least, that's what we gathered from David Choe's hilarious description of his stuffed toy. (For those who don't know, Choe painted the Facebook offices in 2005 and is now one of the richest artists out there.) Limbless, beady-eyed, and more or less a lump of fabric stuffed with fluff, Munko is both a he and she. Though Munko resembles a sad little whale more than anything, Choe explains "she is him and he is her, she is chubby little baby and 2 billion year old wise wizard." So basically, Munko is anything you want it to be.
"SHe is selfish and cares nothing about you fuck your stupid problems fuck your feelings ... ," Choe's description reads, perhaps giving voice to the little creature. Ouch. On the other hand, Munko also "loves you and cares about you and puts more importance on you." So Munko also seems a little bipolar and can't seem to make up its mind.
In any case, you have to admit Munko is kind of really cute. The best part about Munko is probably his singular tooth, from which it gets "all her strength knowledge and luck." You could probably use a pal like Munko on your shelf. Choe kind of leaves you with no choice considering "you will finally be at peace with your fucking self" if you have a Munko, and it's only $28.
Get your own Munko from Upper Playground here.