Wow Carhartt WIP, your oxford ribs are v nice. I'll take a full rack. Whoever pitched this idea should get a promotion and lose the "Associate" from their title. There's probably an 82% chance they wear the best sneakers to the office on any given workday to begin with. I'm definitely going to buy one of these at some point, so if we see each in these spring/summer streets, while both wearing this shit over a rare hemline, just remember my fit will be more complete because I will have an ill monogrammed terrycloth towel draped over my shoulder to accentuate the rest of my ensemble. Trust.