Era: 2012-Present
As seen on: Guys with toupees who've been blindsided by a gust of wind; bull sharks; topographic maps of the Himalayas

As an active member of The Illuminati's board of directors, Tom Brady's mind-altering, futuristic hairstyle is practically a job requirement. When you're as metaphysically commanding as this Patriots quarterback, spending $600 for a cut that looks like it was done with DeWalt electric shears and palmful of rubber cement doesn't seem so insane. Comprehending this dude's steez is impossible for ordinary earthlings such as ourselves.