Do you feel like you’re a profound visionary? Do you roll your eyes at the “cute” remarks from your simp-minded friends? Do you watch French New Wave porn? If you said “yes” to any one of these questions, you might be a suffering from what’s called “Being A Pretentious, Condescending Asshole.”

But it’s okay, you’re not alone. One in every ten Americans is a pretentious, condescending asshole, including many acclaimed dignitaries of film. In this very article, you will find some of the most painfully self-indulgent entries to the cinematic canon. Some of these films I love, and some of these films I hate, but all of them carry a false sense of profundity so great, they put Bono to shame.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.