Team: New Orleans Saints
Dresses like: A corny dad trying to be cool
When it comes to formal attire, Express Men reserves a special spot on its clearance rack for Drew Brees. Dude shows up to the ESPYs every year looking like a hotel bartender on New Year’s Eve. If former defensive coordinator Greg Williams put a bounty on Eddie Bauer employees, the Saints quarterback would have nothing but Titleist Pro-V visor to wear to the golf course. SMH. It’s a good thing homeboy beats the D like a ninth grader on a sick day, otherwise he’d be a lost cause.