Chandler Parsons Poses as a European Soccer Player
What's wrong: The only person who can pull off the Cristiano Ronaldo look is... well, no one. Not even Cristiano Ronaldo. So this Euro-style, multi-color, no-pattern-havin' polo is a no go.
How to improve: Choose a single or dual color-blocked polo and you're "rocketing" to the top, Chandler.