What's wrong: This looks like the makings of a boy band and Carlos Boozer, one of the Bulls elders, is dressed like he is playing the rugged mackdaddy with the baritone voice while Joakim Noah is the feminine but just cute enough lead singer. Sensitive Thugs.

How to improve: We're glad Booz is (probably?) comfortable in his outfit, it just doesn't fit him well. Take everything down a size and he's golden. And Noah? Well, Noah just needs to not look so damn awkward with his slim frame.