Caminando is a Japanese company that makes really nice boots in Mexico. Ronnie Fieg is a designer that sells really nice shoes and boots in Manhattan. You’re a guy with some disposable income (according to our demographics) living in the United States. The three of you should all get together on these Officer Boots in brown. They offer them in black, but unless you’re in the army or really into fashion with a capital F, you don’t need black boots. Crepe wedge soles are super cool. No explanation, just declarative statements. And imperative sentences. Buy these boots.