The Crosby Press asked Kiya and Andrew of Self Edge to dispel a few myths about denim. Basically, they’re like, "WASH YOUR FUCKING PANTS, MAN." Which I get. But I will say that the following things are extremely true about raw denim:
-The more crotch blowouts you have, the bigger your dick is, obviously.
-The more Japanese your denim is, the more American you are.
-It’s okay to punch a baby if they spill Ecto Cooler on your jeans. That is a bullshit move and they deserve it.
-You can only tuck your jeans into Timberlands and, even then, only just a little bit. Everything else is fucking lame.
-Button flys make it harder to pee.