What to Wear to Get Laid On New Year's Eve

Some Deodorant

Malin and Goetz Eucalyptus Deodorant
Buy It Now at Malin and Goetz, $18

You can't expect to make it through NYE without breaking a sweat. All of those people cramped into tiny spaces, combined with free flowing alcohol and a modicum of dancing? That's why we highly advise you come correct with some proper deodorant, like this fancy eucalyptus jump off from Malin and Goetz. Dudes who smell just aren't attractive, yo.

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