Lifespan: 1988-present
Reminds us of: Every anthropology professor ever

If ever there were a posterboy for the Asian fetish, it'd be Steven Seagal. His signature slick ponytails would have bern enough to convince us, but of course he can't resist throwing in a healthy collection of embroidered jackets and asian-themed music videos (please watch "Girl It's Alright") to squash any doubt.