30. Robert Tagliapietra and Jeffrey Costello
Occupation: Fashion Designers
Approximate Weight: 1000+ lbs. (combined)
The Costello Tagliapietra co-designers are staunch supporters of the personal uniform, which is why they pretty much wear variations of the same thing all the time. Granted, they both could pass for ice road truckers or Canadian lumberjacks, what with their devotion to flannel, huge beards, and suspenders, but you know what? It works amazingly for them both. They've bought numerous pairs of fancy Italian trousers from Incotex and racked up on a bunch of vintage Pendleton gear in order to make sure their supply of urban woodsman gear is never short. Who cares if they cut patterns more than they chop trees? When your kits regularly channel this much swag, you get a pass.