Appears In: The Matador
Portrayed By: Pierce Brosnan
The aging, spiritually adrift assassin takes the mid-life crisis swag and actually makes it work, in a way that only Pierce Brosnan could. From the Burt Reynolds stache to his outerwear game, everything about Julian Noble's steez should be corny, but he pulls it off. We can't think of any dude that could pull off suede jackets and high-collar leathers like he does. Maybe the sniper rifle helps?