I see a lot of dumb luxe shit on a daily basis—$225 brown paper lunch bags, $3,000 blazers, $1,000 books—so it’s refreshing as fuck to actually see a bag that I could literally not give two hot shits about because it’s durable and a great value. Kaufmann Mercantile is keeping it real basic bitch on the aesthetic aspect for this bag and just really focusing on functionality. Blah, blah, blah, you know? The usual shit. If you're a dude trying to acquire a joint that has so much going on that it looks like it belongs in SkyMall you're fucking up. You should be all about this bag instead. Here’s a tip—you like the bag? Buy it. You don’t? Fuck you.