Every girl out there is probably fawning over the release of Brad Pitt’s new Chanel No. 5 commercial, but we hope they're actually listening to what he's saying. Mr. Jolie gets philosophical, but just sounds like a complete kook. Our first thoughts were, "what the hell did we just watch?" and it seems Conan O’Brien had the same reaction. Let’s just say the late night host has a new name for the perfume that makes much more sense.