Please buy this Raf Simons sweatshirt. Pretty please. It’s one of those things I’m afraid to make fun of because the label says Raf Simons on it. But seriously, what the fuck is going on here? All I know is if you buy it, you’ll find out who your true friends are because they will tease the shit out of you for spending $300 on what looks like a freshman take on Dali. I don’t know, man. When everyone starts in on you just call them a bunch of boorish chumps and tell them you can’t put a value on good art and design. It won’t work, and they’ll assuredly still make fun of you, but at least you’ll feel superior. More importantly, whose eye do you think that is? Lucky devil.