If you've ever watched The Wire, you probably remember Major Colvin's memorable speech on brown paper bags. "That small, wrinkled-ass paper bag allowed the corner boys to have their drink in peace..."

Bum Bag drink coolers takes things one step further by upgrading the traditional brown bag with reusable foil designed to look and feel like a real paper bag. Made from water-resistant & tear-proof Tyvek, hit the thumbs for a detailed look at the Bum Bag drink cooler, soon to be yours for $7. [CoolMaterial]