Are you a classy gentleman of leisure that enjoys the smell of rich mahogany and old books? Do you want to attract intellectual ladies with as much style, charisma, and sex appeal as yourself? Obviously you do, which is why you must smell like a learned man. And to smell like a learned man, you need to read a lot.

Or you need to smell like you do, which is why we're glad this Paper Passion fragrance exists, because we are of the Internet generation, and we stopped reading this post five sentences ago. "Paper Passion" is a fragrance by Geza Schoen, Gerhard Stedl, and Wallpaper* magazine, based on the smell of books, and packaged in a book-like case designed by Karl Lagerfeld. If you want some for yourself, it's going to cost you $115 at Steidl. So get some now, and maybe you'll show that special bookworm your uh... bookworm. [Selectism]

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