Artist: Simon Morley

If there was ever a better reason for you to check that  “dick-as-a-watch” trick at the door, it’s artist Simon Morley’s weird international phenomenon, “Puppetry of the Penis,” which will undoubtedly put it to shame. What started out as a calendar showcasing Morley’s twelve favorite “Dick Tricks” soon evolved into a live show that gained speed after its award-winning appearance in the 1998 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. In case there was any doubt, the show is exactly what it sounds like:  nude men displaying their finest genital origami. Sound up your alley? If you’ve got a couple hundred dollars to spare, it’s not too late to catch a plane to the UK. Across the pond, the show is currently enjoying a nice long run.