Bag and travel brand Draught Dry Goods is expanding into awesomely ironic crewnecks. These crewnecks (all designed, cut, sewn, and printed in Portland) come in two colors, grey and black. Each features a cool print on the front of a rat, alive and dead, with the sayings "Maximum Pleasure" or "Permanent Vacation". We'll let you figure out which rat belongs to which saying. These are now available for pre-order at $100 a pop.

[Draught Dry Goods]