'90s Team(s): Seattle Supersonics (1990-97), Cleveland Cavaliers (1997-99)
You'd think Kemp would be busy raising his seven kids from six baby mamas but when you're a deadbeat dad it's really not that big of a deal. In 2008, Kemp "played" in Italy despite going five years without playing pro basketball. He played three preseason games, went home to check the damage caused by Hurricane Ike, and then never came back. One of Kemp's kids (Shawn Jr.) was an alternate in the 2010 McDonald's All-American Classic. He chose to play for Auburn University. He was academically ineligible so he transferred to the University of Washington. Kemp, along with Ron Harper and Eddie Jones had the dishonorable distinction of losing a 3-on-3 game to the "Joes" on Pros vs. Joes. During the contest Kemp missed three layups.