'90s Team(s): Portland Trail Blazers (1990-95), Houston Rockets (1995-98)
"The Glide" is the color commentator for Houston Rockets home games which has to make Blazers fans sort of feel like Anthony Weiner's wife. He also assisted fellow list member Hakeem Olajuwon in recruiting Dwight Howard to play for the Rockets. Additionally, he made (minor) waves by suggesting that he would've won the '92 All-Star MVP over Magic Johnson except everyone felt sympathy for Magic because they thought he was "going to die" from HIV. He also thinks that's why he made the original Dream Team. Later he claimed the quotes were "ludicrous."