Date: 6/25/2009

Have you ever wished that you were borderline molested by a famous athlete? Well reporter Heather Nichols got to live it as you can see in this painstaking example of physical discomfort. We'll be honest, she seems to condone it with her confusing omission of telling him to "fuck off," but it was her first interview and she probably just froze up at his barbarian-like behavior. She stated in a later interview what we all already knew, that it was incredibly awkward. We may have given Rampage the benefit of the doubt if he wasn't actually, somehow, establishing a history of this