Who: Paul Bissonnette, Phoenix Coyotes
Offending tweet: @BizNasty2point0: "Wish I had a girlfriend so I could fart in my truck crank the heat and lock the windows."
Date: 9/11/2012
Consequence: Still single

Just one look at Paul Bissonnette's Twitter handle and it becomes a little clearer why the Phoenix Coyote's left winger shows the maturity of a middle schooler. Paul, we think your idea of a good time qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.