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Manti Te'o

This summer, he'll go to Congress and petition that liars on the Internet should be incarcerated. The Manti Act will be supported by anyone who's been pestered by a troll (in other words anyone with a modem but especially those who refer to a "woman" they've known for over a year but never met as "the love of their life.") How many hours did he waste chatting up a turd nugget? That's theft of life. We can totally get behind that law, Manti and we're sure anybody who's ever tried to date online will too. 

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