Athlete: Alex Cujavante
Speed skater Alex Cujavante entered the home stretch of the 20,000 meter eliminations as a virtual lock to win. With an enormous lead, all he really needed to do was coast. Even after looking back to see an opponent gaining on him, Cujavante slowed down to bask in the warm heat of inline skating glory. And, just before he crossed the finish line, South Korea's Sang Cheol Lee zipped by him. Just a jackass showing off, while losing a race that nobody cares about. The greatest celebration fail of all-time.