6. Amar'e Stoudemire Loses Fight With the Fire Extinguisher
You knew it would be on here somewhere. Amar'e Stoudemire took two losses that April night in Miami. One to the Heat, and one to a certain fire extinguisher who shall remain nameless. He said he didn't hit it closed fist, just wanted to rough it up a bit, make some noise. Sounds like he's on defense for some domestic battery charge here. Seriously, how can you even face the media with a straight face after that? How about, I was stupid and I cost my team, no more questions. We wonder if there was a fire extinguisher clause in Stat's contract.