You knew it would be on here somewhere. Amar'e Stoudemire took two losses that April night in Miami. One to the Heat, and one to a certain fire extinguisher who shall remain nameless. He said he didn't hit it closed fist, just wanted to rough it up a bit, make some noise. Sounds like he's on defense for some domestic battery charge here. Seriously, how can you even face the media with a straight face after that? How about, I was stupid and I cost my team, no more questions. We wonder if there was a fire extinguisher clause in Stat's contract.