No athlete entered 2012 with more and left it with less than Lance Armstrong. Over the last 12 months the shamed cyclist has been stripped of an Olympic medal, seven Tour de France titles, and received a lifetime ban from the sport of cycling. With his reputation flying over the handle bars, his own Livestrong charity dropped his name from the foundation's title. Cold. 

Right now, Armstrong is about as popular as a sand paper bike seat and things are only getting worse. In 2013, the disgraced Tour de France champion would be wise to join a book club, initiate small talk at the grocery store, and voluntarily shovel his neighbors driveways. Dude needs some friends.