Age: 42
Sport: Football

Jason Hanson is the oldest active player in the league, but that's no excuse to give into the balding that has obviously taken over his life. His teammates may call him 'Pops,' but that doesn't mean he can't shock the world, or at least the Lions' locker room, with a hair transplant. Don't you want to be kicking in Motown 'til the Lions are good? Well maybe not that long, but you get the point.